My boyfriend was on the phone with his dad yesterday so I went out to sit on the patio to pet the geese and play on my phone for a bit, and while out there I came across a comic of baby Grimace (yes, that Grimace) being sad because everyone hated his milkshake and saying he wished he never had a birthday. Then there was a follow up where tons of people had commented saying they loved the shake and wished Grimace a happy birthday, and that made him happy again.
This, for whatever reason, emotionally devastated me. I was sobbing. I was ugly crying so bad that even the geese waddled away side-eyeing me.
After a while my bf yelled from inside, “Okay, you ready for dinner?” and I was forced to accept I had to go back in the house a defeated sniffly little wreck.
My boyfriend, who has only ever seen me cry once in the whole year we’ve been together, looked horrorstruck. He assumed the worst. Someone got hurt. Something was wrong with my family. Someone was mean to me (a cardinal sin). The panic that washed over his face was unparalleled.
He, upon seeing me, (somewhat theatrically) rushed over and grabbed me by the shoulders. “What’s wrong, what happened? Are you okay?” he asked, frantic. “What is it?”
I realized how ridiculous the whole situation was and just shook my head.
He was growing more panicked. “What is it? Why are you crying?”
I then had to stand there and look him, this completely normal human being, in the eyes, and blurt out “Grimace”
Confused silence followed.
“….Grimace?”
I nodded.
“…The McDonalds guy…thing?”
I nodded.
“What…what did…Grimace…do to you?”
I then tearfully recounted the silly internet comic that had absolutely broken my heart. And this poor guy–this poor, wonderfully sweet, nice, patient guy–kindly stood there trying to figure out how to comfort me that Grimace was not, in fact, sad. (Nevermind that he’s a corporate mascot who isn’t real)
This morning my phone rang just after 5am. It was my boyfriend. It was my turn to panic, to assume the worst.
I didn’t even have time to say hello before he started excitedly yelling, “Look at the TikTok I just sent you! Look! Open it!”
Confused and not entirely convinced I wasn’t still asleep, I opened the TikTok.
An official release from McDonalds confirming Grimace (who still isn’t real) did, in fact, feel special on his birthday.
also while we were in the car headed to dinner I remembered the little panel of Grimace crying and I got all teary eyed again, and my boyfriend looked over and, with all the genuine care, compassion, and sympathy this guy could muster, legitimately asked, “Are you having Grimace thoughts again?” which I don’t think I’ll ever let myself live down
hey there, just wanted to let you know that your theme credit links aren't working. maybe the tumblrs are deleted or the links are broken, idk, do you have the code for it by any chance?? sorry if this comes off as too strong, im not good at english!!
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Hello,
I’m so sorry, I don’t use tumblr as much anymore >< I see that yes the links are dead… to be honest I’m assuming the creator deleted their blog :/ I could always copy the link to my current theme, but it’s full of bugs from over the years and the various mods I did with time ><
I’m really about that. Maybe someone can recommend a similar theme ?
no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this
i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors
every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist
We’re having to deal with a lot of financial issues this month, including being short of 900€ and my little brothers needing to go to important disability appointments.
Right now we need to pay for train tickets so my mother and siblings can live at my brother’s the time between two appointments , but train became super expensive lately. We need roughly 200€.
I already have a queue, that I’m working hard to reduce as quickly as I can, but if you’re ok with longer delays pls don’t hesitate to send me a message for your commission !
If you want to donate, I also have a k0-fi under the username “Themys” if you want to support me without commissioning me.
A reblog is always welcome to help, if you want to ❤
We’re having to deal with a lot of financial issues this month, including being short of 900€ and my little brothers needing to go to important disability appointments.
Right now we need to pay for train tickets so my mother and siblings can live at my brother’s the time between two appointments , but train became super expensive lately. We need roughly 200€.
I already have a queue, that I’m working hard to reduce as quickly as I can, but if you’re ok with longer delays pls don’t hesitate to send me a message for your commission !
If you want to donate, I also have a k0-fi under the username “Themys” if you want to support me without commissioning me.
A reblog is always welcome to help, if you want to ❤
have some more memes i collected like washed up seashells at the beach.
edit: I fixed Floyd’s hair. No I don’t know where the black strand went or why it was gone but it came home and is already rearing to squeeze everyone and anyone now that the real Floyd is back.
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